niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

image

(via pizza)

svvords:

If school was just four days a week I would be fine going everyday

(via pizza)

telepathical:

summahare:

Ready to have an eye kept on her.
Ready to have someone call her a cab if she’s stumbling.
Ready to be treated as a human being and not date raped.

men terrify me holy shit

telepathical:

summahare:

Ready to have an eye kept on her.

Ready to have someone call her a cab if she’s stumbling.

Ready to be treated as a human being and not date raped.

men terrify me holy shit

daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

(via pizza)

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

(via bettywhiteprivilege)

susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

(via beyoncebeytwice)

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

(via mmmpopp)

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

(via tyleroakley)

sh1re:

happy easter

(via jesskaleach)

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

(via tinykrispietreat)

fygirlcrush:

did you know that the world is full of mr bean wax figures and every single one will give you nightmares

(via pizza)

cliff-whored:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

(via personallyvictimizedbymalik)